Loud House: No More🚫
¡Spoiler warning! (viewer discretion is somewhat advised)The Following you are about to read is me (Ethan Stranger, in my own opinion), lashing out harsh criticism on the annoying series, The Loud House (alongside its live-action series, The Really Loud House), what I find so annoying about this series (as well as briefly talking about Nicktoon series that have ended ever since Loud House debuted) and what can do end this despicable series once and for all…
Alfred Pennyworth: That's how it starts, sir. The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men... cruel.
To start things off (and to be honest), I myself really tried to get into the series all the way back when it debuted in 2016, it was alright, but slowly towards the end of season 1 and the season 2, I founded myself no longer hooked on the series and to me it was a surprise, for growing up, I was a fan of (not all, but some) of the new Nicktoon series that’ll air on the channel, but in the case of Loud House, I just quickly lost interest in the series as a whole, I just have this weird feeling that a series like Loud House should’ve aired all the way back in the 2000s, due to it’s tone and theme, as the characters always find themselves in a nutshell before it finally gets resolved in the end, the same can be for like “Fairly Oddparents (for Example)”, however Timmy Turner has fairies and has too deal with the consequences of his wishes (which is at times too difficult), while in Loud House, the characters problems (which don’t revolve around wishes or fairies) could’ve been easily resolved had they not been so careless and more open to ask for help (seriously, it wouldn’t kill Lincoln or anybody else to ask for some help that doesn’t revolve turning it more into a nutshell), no family needs to get into a nutshell.
Another thing I don’t like about the series is that there are too many characters, when Loud House premiered, the stories mostly involved Lincoln and getting into a nutshell with either all of his sisters or just one of his sisters, but now (as more seasons are being made), the episodes now attempt to flesh out more of Loud Sister's life (even the parents and the background characters), thus making the Loud House Nickelodeon’s answer to the Simpsons (due to its large cast of characters and now it’s just too difficult to follow any character, as now each character, even the background characters like the neighbors or one of Lincoln’s new friends, need an episode of their own), question though, “does it really help flesh out the characters more or just continue the ridiculous trend of nutshell problems”, as families in real life can change…
Plus I’ll never forget how they didn’t show the Loud parent's faces throughout the 1st season and that their faces have been revealed and have been given episodes of their own lately, I can see why their faces were never shown from the very beginning, as the Father (Lynn Loud Sr.), his legs look like a lego piece that you can simply put together, it looks like he secretly painted his underwear brown (instead of wearing actual pants), his nose resembles Pinocchio’s and his hair resembles “Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo (From South Park)”, plus how do we not know that He himself is secretly dressing up like his father (they literally look exactly the same, no real family has parents that look like their parents). The Mother of the Loud Family (Rita Loud) is (in my opinion) a “kid-friendly version of Lois Griffin”, her legs are so big (making her butt look big) and she looks like either “a Golden Ice Cream flavored sundae, a large bump on her head that she hides with a wig or shaved yellow fur from an animals butt and glued on her head”. Check out these clips featuring Lynn Loud Sr. and Rita Loud I do that every parent asks the question (are they perfect examples of “Perfect parents”), for the Dad whines too much for his daughters to be a part of his schemes and sucks out the fun in activities or can conquer his fears and the Mom literally abandoned her kids, just to do more community cleanup service or worries too much about her daughters not letting them into her life anymore or trying to turn her entire line of kids into prefect little angels, just to win a job (both Parents are really babies).
-Jimmy Pesto: They’re the Family from HELL!
-Edith Cranwinkle: They’re destroying the TOWN!
-Hugo Habercore: Let’s have a town meeting to decide what to do with the LOUDs!
Like I said before, Loud House has gotten to the point where it’s like Nickelodeon’s Simpsons (due to its large cast of characters and just not a whole lot of Character development), plus despite these nutshell getting resolved at the end of every episode, they always find themselves stuck in the same problem (in a different way) and more characters are coming in (but what do they really bring to the series, something new or same old, same old), because audience these days who watch cartoons wanted to see some growth/character development as the series goes on until it finally comes to a great conclusion (though a series like Loud House will never have that, for the family is stuck in walking around in circles):
The perfect example of an “Animated Family (in the more adult-theme cartoon world)” is Netflix F is for Family, as here’s a family from the early 1970s who faced real-life challenges that most families within Today’s society go through in their lives, but by the end, everybody finally got over their issues and came together as a family (because they learn to “Surrender”, something all families should try):
Loud House (despite being a kid's show) will never through the same experience that F is for Family went through
Even Sue Murphy questioned her decisions (since she married early, had an unsteady job, and now 4 kids),
While Rita Loud gave birth to a son and many daughters and never struggles with her job or arguments seriously…
(This theme music should be used as a “Neighborhood theme” whenever The LOUDs are Gone)
I have no desire in watching “The Loud House Movie”, just look at the photo (apparently that’s their “Scottish Ancestors” who look exactly like them, to be honest, this looks more like a Photoshop scheme), plus what’s up with the Villain (Morag), ugly witch hair, elongated arms, tiny boots, and a “BIG BUTT”, with a butt that big it’s like she’s being controlled by two people in a horse costume (nobody in today’s society has a butt that huge), I’ll let Rowley decide on this…
Rowley (My Friend) you haven’t seen “The Booty of Lincoln Loud”...(how are parents ok with this)?
(cue Bob’s Burgers BUTT Song), wonder if that should be Lincolcns theme whenever he shakes his booty…
And now to make a list of several Nicktoon series (and 1 particular Non-Nicktoon series) that deserve a 2nd chance at stardom, for they have more potential than the annoying Loud House series…
Anonymous: Stand up and spread awareness for these shows:
-Welcome to the Wayne (read more in my “Welcome to the Wayne” Post): There was a real story going on and I felt like there was more character development to be explored among Team Timbers, also maybe the creator of Netflix’s Dead End: Paranormal Park can save the series (I enjoy that as well).
-Pinky Malinky: it was Nickelodeon’s answer to CN’s The Amazing World of Gumball (in a Vlog way), the characters themselves were more enjoyable, Wish Paramount+ can pick it up and save the series
-Glitch Techs (read more in my “Glitch Techs: The Miko Kubota File”): I was really attracted to the Series after learning that Miko Kubota has ADHD (and I too have ADHD), so I found her relatable, but I also enjoy the series as a whole and wish Paramount+ can save it (there’s more to do with Glitch Techs)
-Rise of the TMNT (Read more in my “TMNT: Rise Post”): After watching the 2022 Netflix Movie, I believe this TMNT series deserves another go, like a season of “Lost Adventures or another movie”?
-it’s Pony: It has more of a calm approach with its humor and it’s not too wild and zany like Loud House
-The Casagrandes (Read more in my “Casagrande La Bamba”): Although it’s a Spin-off of the Loud House, at least it didn’t go overboard with its characters, Plus Ronnie Anne’s parents are divorced and that’s something every kid with divorced parents can relate too (her friendship with Sid is more enjoyable)
-Harper House (Read more in my “Welcome back…to the Harper House Post”): Although not a Nicktoon, I’m sure some people confuse this series as a more “adult version of Loud House”, even the son (Todd Harper) almost looks Lucy Loud. Plus it has a more steady cast of Characters and more stories to tell (for I find the Harper Family more relatable), perhaps this series should air on Nick@Nite
.Colonel: All of Nicktoon History, has led to this moment…the irony is that children adored you…and audiences have been denying other Nicktoons ever since. This is our last stand and if we lose, it will be… a Channel of (annoying) LOUDNESS (#EndtheLoud)
So now that’s out of the way, perhaps now will be a good time for the Allied Atheist Alliance (from South Park) to do something about the Loud Family, (for the children), as the Louds are table eaters.
(Though I’m sure that someone in the crowd will be all like what Blue Falcon would say):
Fine, though I believe since this a kid's show, there must be a more “Family-friendly” way of solving the matter (as I don’t believe The Loud House will be erased from TV existence, it’s impossible), and with its annoying growth in popularity, how did this get through, especially reading comics off your Mom’s booty?!
Besides the creator is no longer on board with the show and even before then there was still the annoyance of Lincoln Loud’s 4th wall breaking (not as good as Deadpool or She-Hulk), his booty shaking and his failed attempts just to get attention (though at some point in our lives, we were once like Lincoln, mostly on the attention part of his characterization, eventually we grew up, but in the case of Lincoln (although a Cartoon Character), he’ll hardly mature (or go through the same characterization events that happened to Avatar Aang and Korra), now about her sister (Lori Loud)...
Amity Blight: You know, I used to be like you, Lori Loud (and your sister, Leni), obsessed with status, challenging my competition but I grew up…when will you (and your Dumb blonde sister, Leni)?
(you say it, Ty Lee)
J.Jonah Jameson: When will kids and parents wake up and realize that wherever the Loud Family goes (especially Lincoln Loud and his annoying friends), chaos and calamity ensue (just like the Griffin Family from Family Guy), everything they do or say either within there community or at their own home comes to ruins…God help us all
So until the Loud House reaches the end of the line in some way (if the Really Loud House fails, which it will, but who will care), what are the odds of the news showing a team of Sea Otters riding into Nickelodeon (In a PG fashion like Blue Falcon would say), demanding to end the Loud House and give the other Nicktoons (even the Harper House) another chance at stardom and maybe returning Spongebob back to his “Square roots (meaning go back to the old style humor from the old episodes)”...
Ethan Stranger Signs Off and remember #EndTheLoud
(for there’s a bright future for Nickelodeon that doesn’t involve the Loud House)
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